“Two”
Season 3 – Episode 1
Reconciliation is a beautiful thing.
“This has been … a love story, about two lonely people who found each other … in the Twilight Zone.”
– Rod Serling
“The Arrival”
Season 3 – Episode 2
“If this plane is imaginary, then so are those engines…and so are those props. So, if I stick my hand in them, nothing’s gonna happen.
But if my theory is for the birds, and those props are real…make sure you notify my wife.”
“The Shelter”
Season 3 – Episode 3
“A block party! Anything to get back to normal, huh?!”
“Normal? I don’t know what normal is. I thought I did once…I don’t anymore.”
“The Passersby”
Season 3 – Episode 4
“Your life, Lavinia…was…it’s kinda like a song. You play it right to the end, and when the notes are finished, and they die off, there’s only silence.
And that’s when we move on…”
“The Passersby”
Season 3 – Episode 4
“I’m afraid.”
“Of course you are. And I am too.”
” ‘Of all the wonders that I yet have heard.
It seems to me most strange that men should fear;
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come.’
That’s from Shakespeare…Julius Caesar.”
“A Game of Pool”
Season 3 – Episode 5
“You made me do that! You made me miss!”
“Aaah c’mon, a little gamesmanship, a little fun, and you come apart! Kid stuff – to make you break your concentration, you get wild.”
“The Mirror”
Season 3 – Episode 6
“The last assassin… and they never learn!
They never seem to learn.”
“The Grave”
Season 3 – Episode 7
“Look at my clothes. I’m standing in the same spot Conny was.
Look at my cloak. Is the wind blowing it across the grave?!
Hahahahahaha!…”
“It’s A Good Life”
Season 3 – Episode 8
“He was a bad man, so I turned him into a Jack in the Box. A Jack in the Box that still had his bad face.”
“Death’s Head Revisited”
Season 3 – Episode 9
“Captain Lutze, if you can stay within reason, if there’s any portion of your mind that can still function, take this thought with you:
This is not hatred, this is retribution; this is not revenge, this is justice.
But this is only the beginning, Captain. Only the beginning. Your final judgement will come from God.”
“The Midnight Sun”
Season 3 – Episode 10
“Oh, Mrs. Bronson, I had such a terrible dream. It was so hot, it was daylight all the time. There was midnight sun, there wasn’t any night at all, no night at all.
Mmm, isn’t it wonderful to have…darkness, coolness!”
“Still Valley”
Season 3 – Episode 11
“Are ya’ DEAD? Wake up, go ahead! You aren’t dead! None of ya’ are dead!!
WAKE UP YANKS, NONE OF YA’ ARE DEAD!”
“The Jungle”
Season 3 – Episode 12
“Some superstitions kept alive by the long night of ignorance have their own special power.
You’ll hear of it through a jungle grapevine in a remote corner of the Twilight Zone.”
– Rod Serling
“Once Upon A Time”
Season 3 – Episode 13
“See, this is a time helmet. I’m from 1890 and I gotta get back.”
“What proof have you?”
“Is it possible?! (scientist grabbing a newspaper from Buster Keaton’s pocket). Quickly! Who was the president?”
“Benjamin Harrison, and before him, Grover Cleveland.”
“By George, I believe you, sir!!! You are from 1890!!!”
“Five Characters in Search of an Exit”
Season 3 – Episode 14
“How long will we be here?!”
“That’s a very good question! That’s the best question of all!
And nobody knows the answer…”
“A Quality of Mercy”
Season 3 – Episode 15
“How many must die before you are satisfied?”
“Offhand, I would say all of them. I don’t care where they are, or who they are…if they are the enemy, they are to be destroyed! First day of the war, last day of the war, we’ll destroy them!”
“Nothing in the Dark”
Season 3 – Episode 16
“It’s time to rest.”
Submitted by Twilight Zone Museum Patron, Carol M.
“One More Pallbearer”
Season 3 – Episode 17
“Mr. Paul Radin, a dealer in fantasy, who sits in the rubble of his own making and imagines that he’s the last man on Earth, doomed to a perdition of unutterable loneliness because a practical joke has turned into a nightmare. Mr. Paul Radin, pallbearer at a funeral that he manufactured himself in the Twilight Zone.”
– Rod Serling
“Dead Man’s Shoes”
Season 3 – Episode 18
“I’ll be back, Bernie…and I’ll keep coming back…again and again…and I’ll get you.
So help me, I’ll get you.”
“The Hunt”
Season 3 – Episode 19
“You see, Mr. Simpson, a man, why, he’ll walk right into hell with both eyes open.
But even the devil can’t fool a dog.”
“Showdown with Rance McGrew”
Season 3 – Episode 20
“They call me, Jesse James. The real Jesse James…not that side of pork that’s been play-actin’ me.”
“Cut! Cut!! CAN WE CUT? For Pete’s sake, somebody, let’s cut!”
“Kick the Can”
Season 3 – Episode 21
“Maybe I’m right, Ben… maybe ‘kick the can’ is the greatest magic of all.“
“A Piano in the House”
Season 3 – Episode 22
“Where are you all going?! I don’t want you to leave! COME BACK! If you leave me, I’m going to be very naughty!”
“The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank”
Season 3 – Episode 23
“But, on the other hand, if you’re right about me, then you better start treating me pretty nice, cuz you just don’t know all the kind of trouble I can cause you… I might snap my fingers and burn a barn or two. Yes sir, you folks better start treatin’ me and mine real nice!”
“To Serve Man”
Season 3 – Episode 24
“Mr. Chambers, Mr Chambers! Don’t get on that ship!… the rest of the book, ‘To Serve Man’…it’s, it’s a COOKBOOK!!”
Submitted by Twilight Zone Museum Patron, William C.
“The Fugitive”
Season 3 – Episode 25
“Your Majesty… Your Majesty?”
“Looks like you’ll have to take both of us.”
“Yes, the Council wouldn’t like it if you made a mistake and brought back the wrong one.”
“Little Girl Lost”
Season 3 – Episode 26
“Believe me… I’m no expert on this, who is… but I suspect that… junctures between dimensions are freaks of nature that happen, who knows how often… rarely, I’d say… I hope. There it is.”
“Person or Persons Unknown”
Season 3 – Episode 27
“Honey, what’s wrong? Are you ill? Dave, why are you looking at me like that? Dave, honey… Dave!”
“A case of mistaken identity, or a nightmare turned inside out? A simple loss of memory or the end of the world? David Gurney may never find the answer, but you can be sure he’s looking for it in the Twilight Zone.”
– Rod Serling
“The Little People”
Season 3 – Episode 28
“What have you got?”
“A man, a tiny little man.”
“Why did you crush him like that?”
“I didn’t mean to…”
“Four O’Clock”
Season 3 – Episode 29
“It’s happening, Pete… it’s happening right now. Everyone, all the evil ones… they’re all turning into tiny, little gnomes.”
“Awwwk! Suddenly, Peter, this is kind of a celebration! AWWK!”
“Hocus Pocus and Frisby”
Season 3 – Episode 30
“Well, I’ll tell who they was…they was from Outer Space!”
“Hahahahaha.. OHH..AHHH hahahahahahahaha!” (friends).”
“Wait a minute! I don’t know how they did it, but they just WHISHHED me right through the air, right into their flyin’ saucer, and they was gonna kidnap me!”
“Hahahahaha.. OHH..AHHH hahahahahahahaha!” (friends).”
“This is the truth, honest, honest! You know how I got away? I just took out my harmonica, blew a couple a chords, and they just fainted dead away!”
“The Trade-Ins”
Season 3 – Episode 31
“You should be the one, this is the way it should be…”
“Marie, darling, please forgive me, I just can’t stand this pain any longer.”
“Mr. Vance, John is ready now, he’s all ready… he’s ready for his rebirth.”
“The Gift”
Season 3 – Episode 32
“What was it, Doctor?”
“Black magic! Something from Satan!”
“Read it…”
“Greetings to the people of earth. We come as friends and in peace. We bring you this gift… the following chemical formula is a vaccine, it’s a vaccine against all forms of cancer.”
“That’s all there is, the rest has been burned (by the towns people). So we have not just killed a man, we have killed a dream.”
“The Dummy”
Season 3 – Episode 33
“How do you do, folks, how do you do! A funny thing happened to me on the way over to the club tonight… I met this broad…“
“You don’t mean ‘broad’, you mean ‘lady’…“
“Oh look, chum, you just write the jokes and I’ll tell ’em, okay? Well, anyway, I met this broad coming down the street, it was a broad street…“
“Young Man’s Fancy”
Season 3 – Episode 34
“Can we go to the park and then the zoo, and have two ice cream cones? (Mother Henrietta ghost nods approval). Oh boy!”
“Go away lady, we don’t need you anymore. (10-year old regressed Alex to his wife, Virginia)“
“I Sing the Body Electric”
Season 3 – Episode 35
“Everything you ever said or did, everything you ever laughed or cried about, I’ll share with the other machines in the room of voices.
And someday – for a reasonable creature, I have an unreasonable dream – someday, after three hundred years, if I’m very wise and very good, perhaps I’ll gain the greatest gift of all. LIFE!”
“Oh, Grandma, you don’t have to wait, you’ve always been alive to us!”
“Cavender is Coming”
Season 3 – Episode 36
“My dear Miss Grep, my charming Miss Grep, DON’T YOU WANNA BE HAPPY?!!”
“Mr. Cavender, you don’t understand me. I was happy. I want it the way it was.”
“The way it was? Unstable, unresolved and unemployed?!”
“Disconnected, discombooberated, and behind in my rent… but that’s for me! That, and then the babysitting, and the bowling, and the potato pancakes.”
“The Changing of the Guard”
Season 3 – Episode 37
